Trump Rescinds Fiduciary Duty for Congress and Presidency

JCwire Washington, D.C. Satire: “fake news inspired by real events” Today President Trump signed an Executive Order nullifying the fiduciary duty of Legislative and Executive branches of government to act in the best interests of their constituents. “This is just more governmental red tape interfering with our plans to move … … more …

Republicans Honor James Comey

JCwire Washington, D.C. ** Reince Priebus, former Chairman of the Republican National Committee and currently selected Chief of Staff in the Trump Administration, hailed FBI Director James Comey as “a savior of our Party and of the United States of America.” In a celebration at the Washington Mall, Priebus and … … more …

Trump Debuts Realty TV Show: “Cabinet Apprentice”

JCwire Washington, D.C. Monday evening President-Elect Trump debuted a Realty TV show, entitled “Cabinet Apprentice.” The Billionaire Real Estate tycoon and former host of “The Apprentice” and “The Celebrity Apprentice” said he hopes to make an even bigger hit with the new show, airing on Fox Wednesday evenings. Rumors have … … more …

Trump Family Feud on White House Positions

JCwire Washington, D.C. ** Discord surfaced in the Trump family this week as members scrambled for the dwindling number of positions in the new administration. Unexpectedly, Cabinet Secretariats have been assigned to outsiders at a blistering pace, taking some family members off guard. “He said I could be Secretary of … … more …

David Duke To Head Health & Human Services

JCwire Washington, D.C. ** Today the TTT, the Trump Transition Team, announced the selection of former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke to head the Department of Health and Human Services. A TTT official said, “Dr. Duke has decades of experience addressing social issues of the nation. We expect him to … … more …

An Open Letter to My Friends Overseas

You may have noticed a little mayhem and commotion over here of late. We might appear a tad out of control. Not to worry. We’re just going through a phase, of some sort, I hope. You will recall a few years before 2008, we ran a little amuck with that … … more …

The Morning After

My Fellow Americans, I hear you. You’re angry. You feel ignored. You’re mad as hell! I get it. You’ve been left out. The American dream has failed you, has failed many of us. The 30 year mortgage led not to ownership but to foreclosure. The pension and 401k were lost … … more …

Johnny Trump

“Mommy, Mommy, can I be President someday? Even me?” “Well, Johnny, they’ve always said anyone can grow up to be President – and now I believe it.” “Great! I’m going to be like President Trump! First, I’m going to borrow money from the kids at school so I can start … … more …

Backstage with Donald Trump

On the campaign trail in the final days of the 2016 election, I worked my way toward the candidate for a few informal words. Passing through three levels of Secret Service security, I waived my DT badge to get through the Trump media vetting. Finally, I got to speak to … … more …

Amen-erica !

JCwire – Atlanta, GA In a press conference today, Pastor Jeremiah Pastorius revealed a surprising resurgence of faith in the United States. “This is a shift we’ve never seen in my lifetime! With so many people coming back to religion, we’re renaming the country: ‘Amen-erica!’ ” Asked to explain this … … more …