Trump Rescinds Fiduciary Duty for Congress and Presidency

JCwire Washington, D.C. Satire: “fake news inspired by real events” Today President Trump signed an Executive Order nullifying the fiduciary duty of Legislative and Executive branches of government to act in the best interests of their constituents. “This is just more governmental red tape interfering with our plans to move … … more …

House Passes Open Restroom Bill

JCwire Washington, D.C. Today the House of Representatives passed legislation opening all restrooms to “persons of either or any sex, sexual orientation, sexual preference, or asexual preference.” After prior attempts to control the actions of transgender individuals, many Washington insiders and observers were perplexed by today’s outcome. “Where the heck … … more …

Obama’s Classroom

“Students, take your seats!” The roughhousing students ignored his request. “Students!” he shouted, hoping the volume would grab their attention. “Screw you!” said a voice from the back. “Sit down, now!” He watched for responses so he could send the perpetrators to the principal’s office. If he could just thin … … more …

Republicans Blast President for Disrupting Government Inertia

JCwire Washington, D.C. House Republicans continued their criticism of President Obama’s disruption of the legislative inertia around Immigration policy and practice. “We have a well established stasis on this,” said House Speaker John Boehner, (R-OH.) “The President’s Executive Action violates the delicately negotiated standoff between the House and Senate. What’s … … more …

Favorite New Teaching Mandate for Elected Officials

Teaching Mandate for Elected Officials Constitutional Change Required JCwire: Washington Momentum for a change to the U.S. Constitution gained ground today as legislators pitched their plan for a new requirement to elected office: teaching in K-12 classrooms. Supporters claimed that the skills required to broker debate and maintain order in … … more …