An Open Letter to My Friends Overseas

You may have noticed a little mayhem and commotion over here of late. We might appear a tad out of control. Not to worry. We’re just going through a phase, of some sort, I hope. You will recall a few years before 2008, we ran a little amuck with that … … more …

The Morning After

My Fellow Americans, I hear you. You’re angry. You feel ignored. You’re mad as hell! I get it. You’ve been left out. The American dream has failed you, has failed many of us. The 30 year mortgage led not to ownership but to foreclosure. The pension and 401k were lost … … more …

Trump Solves Sexual Harassment

JCwire Washington, D.C. Donald Trump proffered a solution to the issue of sexual harassment today in a speech to the American Chamber of Commerce in Washington. He responded directly to criticism of his comments from 2013 when he suggested a combination of men and women in the Armed Services carried … … more …

Trump’s New Plan to ID Foreign Militants

JCwire: Salt Lake City, UT Today Donald Trump revealed a plan to add the identities of foreign terrorists to his previously announced Muslim database. In a well attended rally in Youngstown, OH, Trump explained, “I’m instructing all foreign militants – especially ISIS recruits – to sign up in my database … … more …

House Speaker Affirms Inaction

JCwire Washington, D.C. Newly elected House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-WI, reaffirmed his commitment to legislative inaction on Sunday. “We will not bring legislation to a President we don’t like. We will wait it out for one we do like, be it 2016, 2020, or 2024.” Confirming promises he made in … … more …

Capitalism Transcends Economic Bounds

JCwire, New York, November 16, 2014 The conservative think tank, American High Enterprise Movement (AHEM), today announced that Capitalism had exceeded the boundaries of an economy and now engulfs the American political system as well. “With considerable excitement, we’ve been watching the economy grow past the normal distribution of production … … more …

Oligarchy Achieved

Tea Party Celebrates Victory JCwire: Washington At closed door sessions in Washington and open celebrations throughout the country, the Tea Party faithful celebrated their successful transition of American Democracy to Republican Oligarchy. Effectively fulfilling their strategy of 2010 to restore minority rule, this small band of conservative outliers expressed jubilation … … more …

Favorite New Teaching Mandate for Elected Officials

Teaching Mandate for Elected Officials Constitutional Change Required JCwire: Washington Momentum for a change to the U.S. Constitution gained ground today as legislators pitched their plan for a new requirement to elected office: teaching in K-12 classrooms. Supporters claimed that the skills required to broker debate and maintain order in … … more …

Favorite Supreme Court’s Assetless Ruling

Rights Revoked for Low Asset Classes JCwire, Washington In a surprise announcement today, the US Supreme Court issued it’s ruling in the Halves vs. Nada case regarding curtailment of rights to those of limited socioeconomic status. Reading for the 5-4 majority, Justice John G. Roberts stated that “the Founding Fathers … … more …