– JCwire: New York City, NY Only a few months after revealing thousands of compromising emails from the Democratic National Committee, WikiLeaks has released lists of highly confidential information from above the Arctic Circle. Millions of names, along with addresses and behavioral reports, were sent to the New York Times. … … more …
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Jcwire: Mariposa, CA Today the National Park Service renamed an historic national park, introducing “Yosemighty” to its four million visitors from within and beyond the fifty states. Disputes with the former concessionaire, Delaware North Corporation, forced the hand of the NPS. Jon Jarvis, Director of the Service, admitted some reticence … … more …
JCwire Washington, D.C. Newly elected House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-WI, reaffirmed his commitment to legislative inaction on Sunday. “We will not bring legislation to a President we don’t like. We will wait it out for one we do like, be it 2016, 2020, or 2024.” Confirming promises he made in … … more …
Feeling drab? Somber? As if life is overwhelming? It’s time for Chocklee! – a mild mood enhancer approved by the FDA. Numerous studies over decades have shown that occasional use of Chocklee (also known by the brand name Hershey’s Chocolate) elevates one’s mood, calms nerves, decreases anxiety, and enhances one’s … … more …