Obama’s Classroom

“Students, take your seats!” The roughhousing students ignored his request. “Students!” he shouted, hoping the volume would grab their attention. “Screw you!” said a voice from the back. “Sit down, now!” He watched for responses so he could send the perpetrators to the principal’s office. If he could just thin … … more …

French Regional States Block Americans

JCwire Paris Over the last several days, 16 of France’s 27 Regions have adopted a de-facto prohibition against American tourists and business persons from entering their borders. The proclamation, which is under consideration by still more Regions, requires all travelers to prove they have never owned a gun and don’t … … more …

Berkeley To Remove Political Science From Curricula

Jcwire, Berkeley, CA Citing an irreconcilable lack of actual science in use by current politicians, UC Berkeley Chancellor Nicholas Dirks announced the removal of Political Science from the academic curricula. “American politics has abandoned all semblance of scientific study and logic. Until we can decide whether to place it elsewhere, … … more …

House Bill to Accelerate Depreciation of Labor

  JCwire Washington, D.C. Today the House passed a bill allowing accelerated depreciation of corporate labor assets. Citing the increased deterioration of the labor pool, Rep. Jeb Hensarling, R-TX and head of the Financial Services Committee said, “American workers have performed well in our economic recovery. But higher productivity has … … more …

Republicans Blast President for Disrupting Government Inertia

JCwire Washington, D.C. House Republicans continued their criticism of President Obama’s disruption of the legislative inertia around Immigration policy and practice. “We have a well established stasis on this,” said House Speaker John Boehner, (R-OH.) “The President’s Executive Action violates the delicately negotiated standoff between the House and Senate. What’s … … more …

Capitalism Transcends Economic Bounds

JCwire, New York, November 16, 2014 The conservative think tank, American High Enterprise Movement (AHEM), today announced that Capitalism had exceeded the boundaries of an economy and now engulfs the American political system as well. “With considerable excitement, we’ve been watching the economy grow past the normal distribution of production … … more …

Supreme Court Upholds Corporate Rights to Religion

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In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court decided that family owned businesses may impose their religious beliefs on workers under their control, exempt from countervailing requirements of the Affordable Care Act.

“The plaintiffs have failed to show financial burdens of this law, since it would be cheaper to pay a fine or renege on all health insurance coverage. However, we find the true burden to be placed upon the sensibilities of the owners,” explained Justice Samuel Alito, Jr. “As plaintiffs are both individuals and corporate entities, they have more say than the singular sensibilities of the workers they do not wish to cover.”

“Moreover, the plaintiffs do not object to all forms of contraception,” he continued. “That good old standard of the condom would be covered — though submitted receipts might raise a few chuckles in the reimbursement department. And women still have the covered option of sterilization.”

A federal judge has estimated that one-third of working Americans are not offered contraceptive coverage. That proportion is likely to increase with this ruling. Others objected to contraceptive choice being determined by employers rather than a woman and her doctor.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) hailed the ruling, saying “Our nation was founded on the principle of freedom, and with this decision, America will continue to serve as a safe haven for those looking to exercise religious liberty, not only for themselves but for others they control by economic proxy.”

In a supporting filing, the Guttmacher Institute, a non-partisan policy and research group, objected to the effects of the decision, citing increased risk of pregnancy. For example, the IUD – one of the denied methods of contraception by this ruling – “is 45 time more effective than oral contraceptives and 90 times more effective than male condoms in preventing pregnancy based on typical use.” Cost and availability constraints without coverage were also cited as endangering the health of women and babies and increasing the incidence of abortion.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), said, “The President’s Health Care law remains an unworkable mess and a drag on our economy. We must repeal it and enact better solutions.” When asked about the specifics of such a solution, he responded, “We must lower Americans’ health care costs and defeat the Administration’s Big Government objectives. No more questions.”

The Court’s three women were joined in dissent by Justice Steven Breyer.