House Bill to Accelerate Depreciation of Labor

  JCwire Washington, D.C. Today the House passed a bill allowing accelerated depreciation of corporate labor assets. Citing the increased deterioration of the labor pool, Rep. Jeb Hensarling, R-TX and head of the Financial Services Committee said, “American workers have performed well in our economic recovery. But higher productivity has … … more …

Republicans Blast President for Disrupting Government Inertia

JCwire Washington, D.C. House Republicans continued their criticism of President Obama’s disruption of the legislative inertia around Immigration policy and practice. “We have a well established stasis on this,” said House Speaker John Boehner, (R-OH.) “The President’s Executive Action violates the delicately negotiated standoff between the House and Senate. What’s … … more …

Republican Immigration Plan: PTUII

JCwire: Washington, D.C. Under pressure to demonstrate constructive action to address the growing Immigration crisis, Congressional Republicans held a press conference to announce PTUII: Portfolio Toward Unregistered Immigrant Inclusion. The Plan includes limited rights of citizenship attainable over a four year period, culminating in full citizenship in ten years, subject … … more …

Capitalism Transcends Economic Bounds

JCwire, New York, November 16, 2014 The conservative think tank, American High Enterprise Movement (AHEM), today announced that Capitalism had exceeded the boundaries of an economy and now engulfs the American political system as well. “With considerable excitement, we’ve been watching the economy grow past the normal distribution of production … … more …

Supreme Court Upholds Corporate Rights to Religion

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In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court decided that family owned businesses may impose their religious beliefs on workers under their control, exempt from countervailing requirements of the Affordable Care Act.

“The plaintiffs have failed to show financial burdens of this law, since it would be cheaper to pay a fine or renege on all health insurance coverage. However, we find the true burden to be placed upon the sensibilities of the owners,” explained Justice Samuel Alito, Jr. “As plaintiffs are both individuals and corporate entities, they have more say than the singular sensibilities of the workers they do not wish to cover.”

“Moreover, the plaintiffs do not object to all forms of contraception,” he continued. “That good old standard of the condom would be covered — though submitted receipts might raise a few chuckles in the reimbursement department. And women still have the covered option of sterilization.”

A federal judge has estimated that one-third of working Americans are not offered contraceptive coverage. That proportion is likely to increase with this ruling. Others objected to contraceptive choice being determined by employers rather than a woman and her doctor.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) hailed the ruling, saying “Our nation was founded on the principle of freedom, and with this decision, America will continue to serve as a safe haven for those looking to exercise religious liberty, not only for themselves but for others they control by economic proxy.”

In a supporting filing, the Guttmacher Institute, a non-partisan policy and research group, objected to the effects of the decision, citing increased risk of pregnancy. For example, the IUD – one of the denied methods of contraception by this ruling – “is 45 time more effective than oral contraceptives and 90 times more effective than male condoms in preventing pregnancy based on typical use.” Cost and availability constraints without coverage were also cited as endangering the health of women and babies and increasing the incidence of abortion.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), said, “The President’s Health Care law remains an unworkable mess and a drag on our economy. We must repeal it and enact better solutions.” When asked about the specifics of such a solution, he responded, “We must lower Americans’ health care costs and defeat the Administration’s Big Government objectives. No more questions.”

The Court’s three women were joined in dissent by Justice Steven Breyer.

Favorite Putin’s New Groove

  Putin Resigns Presidency, Adopts New Title JC Wire, Moscow In a stunning press release today, Vladimir Putin announced his abandonment of the title of President, replacing it with that of Tsar of All Russia. Western governments responded with alarm. “The Russian people look to our head of state to … … more …

Oligarchy Achieved

Tea Party Celebrates Victory JCwire: Washington At closed door sessions in Washington and open celebrations throughout the country, the Tea Party faithful celebrated their successful transition of American Democracy to Republican Oligarchy. Effectively fulfilling their strategy of 2010 to restore minority rule, this small band of conservative outliers expressed jubilation … … more …

Favorite Put Down the Phone and Look Up!

Reality App Debuts; Getting Back to Life 1.0 JCwire: San Francisco The latest app in the smartphone wars emerged today, ironically urging users to abandon their love of the small screen in favor of a 360º view of what’s actually happening around them. “With a million apps available for each … … more …

Favorite New Teaching Mandate for Elected Officials

Teaching Mandate for Elected Officials Constitutional Change Required JCwire: Washington Momentum for a change to the U.S. Constitution gained ground today as legislators pitched their plan for a new requirement to elected office: teaching in K-12 classrooms. Supporters claimed that the skills required to broker debate and maintain order in … … more …

Favorite Supreme Court’s Assetless Ruling

Rights Revoked for Low Asset Classes JCwire, Washington In a surprise announcement today, the US Supreme Court issued it’s ruling in the Halves vs. Nada case regarding curtailment of rights to those of limited socioeconomic status. Reading for the 5-4 majority, Justice John G. Roberts stated that “the Founding Fathers … … more …