Low Tax Rates Threaten US Economy,
Global Competitiveness

Princeton, JC Wire A study released today prophesied declining managerial productivity as American executives cash in their gains from the recent recovery and retire in droves.  The Princeton Economic Review Council heralded the calamity that will soon impact GNP and US competitiveness.  Alston Freeride, group chairman, summarized the dilemma: “In … … more …

Romney’s Middle Class Rescue Plan

“Company Store” Model Resurrected JCwire, Louisville Mitt Romney addressed a cheering crowd of coal miners today, saying that “American coal is an essential part of our energy future, burning hotter and cleaner than coal from other countries.”  Using the platform to introduce his rescue plan for Middle Class America, Romney … … more …

Romney’s 50 Point Economic Plan

Romney Reveals TARP JCwire, Pittsburgh Today presidential contender Mitt Romney unveiled his 50 Point economic platform, which he called “The American Redistribution Plan” or TARP.  Responding to criticism that his five point plan leading to 12 million new jobs lacked substantive detail, Romney told the Steelworkers’ Union in Pittsburgh that … … more …

Romney Plan to “Buy Back America”

Privatization of Gov’t to Bring Efficiencies, Profitable Return        Battery Park, JC Wire At a press conference held today at Manhattan’s southern tip, an excited Mitt Romney and running mate Paul Ryan announced their plan to Buy Back America. “Face it: America is in big financial trouble,” said the former Governor. … … more …

Romney Says No Cuts to Entitlements

Wealthy, Corporations Will Continue to Receive Payments               Dallas, JC Wire In a campaign stop in Dallas, Mitt Romney made it clear he will not be cutting entitlements if elected president.  “People keep saying I would cut entitlement payments. I don’t know where they’re getting this.  The opposite is true.  If … … more …

Favorite White House Denies SuperPAC Affiliation

  –  Not Involved in Any Payments to Romney       Washington, JC Wire A spokesman for the White House emphatically denied today any involvement in a SuperPAC alleged to have paid Mitt Romney to make inane statements to the press.  Gordon Poobah, Assistant Public Relations Liaison, stated that President Obama has … … more …

Republican Plan Halves U.S. Debt, No New Taxes

Alaskan Sale to Fetch $7 Trillion JC Wire, Washington D.C. Republican leaders are touting a new plan to reduce the federal debt by more than half without raising taxes.  “This is the solution we’ve been looking for,” said House Speaker John Boehner, (R, OH) in an excitedly staged meeting of … … more …

Romney Offers Two State Solution

Former Governor Targets Full Elimination of Debt JC Wire Boston, MA Mitt Romney spoke in front of historic Old North Church in Boston today, exalting hundreds of the Tea Party Faithful to take debt elimination to the final frontier. “We’re well on the way to reducing our national debt with … … more …

Newt Gingrich Serves Up New Tax Plan

Gingrich‘s BADTAX Focuses on Bartered Services JC Wire, Washington D.C. Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the House and current presidential candidate, today broke ranks with his Republican contenders to propose a new tax on certain business and domestic services. Aware of the conservative trend toward “no new taxes,” Mr. Gingrich … … more …